That one time when Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had to take care of a baby and it turned screwball comedy.
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did u know if you say “pizza” three times in a row facing the mirror and turn out the lights when u turn them back on tumblr user pizza will be in the mirror starin at u ready to beat yo ass
its proven by science have a look 4 yoself
“pizza pizza pizza”
*turn out lights*
*turn on lights*
see, science bitch
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When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
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i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles”
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this
mom i know u can hear me
wHY
WHY TELL ME
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG
I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK
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